May 2013
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oldrockstars:
if classical instruments being used in rock music isn’t the tightest shit ever then tell me what is
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outofcontextdnd:
Ranger: Nature check? What’s that for? *looks around* Yup, it’s still there.
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My God, you're ugly
outofcontextdnd:
GM: You walk in to see a six foot tall man with a disgusting scar across his face. Make a sanity check.
Rabbi: Really?
GM: He is THAT ugly.
Rabbi: I’m sure I’ve seen worse. *Rolls* Fail.
GM: You scream like a little girl and run out of the room.
Me: Pansy.
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outofcontextdnd:
DM : She cleaves the zombie from crotch to skull.
Cleric : Not balls to brains?
Rogue : It has neither balls nor brains!
DM : It has balls, they’re just undead balls.
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Does anyone want me to lay my hands on them?
– Paladin (as we’re going to sleep)
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Well, that was a distraction
outofcontextdnd:
(Players discussing how to sneak into gang hideout guarded by orcs)
Rogue: Ok, I go up the the rogue and pants him.
GM: Make a slight of hand check.
Rogue: (rolls) It… It’s a 1.
GM: You pants yourself.
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DM: You want to go up to this random woman with a machete lodged into her kidney...
– (via outofcontextdnd)
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Paladin: I’ll just ask the local guard, you know, show some lawful good...
– (via outofcontextdnd)
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welcomebackronberto:
How to successfully seduce someone: Step 1. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
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plot twist: tumblr actually waits to get full information on something before reacting to it, and then acts in a civilized and mature manner
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castiel-is-wonderful:
sionainnlindsay:
castiel-is-wonderful:
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
OMG
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank...
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I did the Pokemon fusion thing.
noxxigirl:
I got a couple of cool ones
Then I got a not so cool one.
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heyitspj:
Why do people get upset when they have “bed hair” it’s like the cutest thing ever imagine someone waking up with sleepies still in their eyes and they’re super quiet and yawning and their head is a huge mess of tangles and spikes and awhhhh it sounds sO CUTE„„
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Possibly the most horrifying fusion ever.
growlithed:
purrawontblink:
wanna know how i got these scars
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