May 2013
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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oldrockstars: if classical instruments being used in rock music isn’t the tightest shit ever then tell me what is
May 22nd
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outofcontextdnd: Ranger: Nature check? What’s that for? *looks around* Yup, it’s still there.
May 22nd
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My God, you're ugly
outofcontextdnd: GM:  You walk in to see a six foot tall man with a disgusting scar across his face.  Make a sanity check. Rabbi:  Really? GM:  He is THAT ugly. Rabbi:  I’m sure I’ve seen worse.  *Rolls* Fail. GM:  You scream like a little girl and run out of the room. Me:  Pansy.
May 22nd
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outofcontextdnd: DM : She cleaves the zombie from crotch to skull. Cleric : Not balls to brains? Rogue : It has neither balls nor brains! DM : It has balls, they’re just undead balls.
May 22nd
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“Does anyone want me to lay my hands on them?”
– Paladin (as we’re going to sleep)
May 22nd
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Well, that was a distraction
outofcontextdnd: (Players discussing how to sneak into gang hideout guarded by orcs) Rogue: Ok, I go up the the rogue and pants him. GM: Make a slight of hand check. Rogue: (rolls) It… It’s a 1. GM: You pants yourself.
May 22nd
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“DM: You want to go up to this random woman with a machete lodged into her kidney...”
– (via outofcontextdnd)
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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“Paladin: I’ll just ask the local guard, you know, show some lawful good...”
– (via outofcontextdnd)
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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welcomebackronberto: How to successfully seduce someone: Step 1.  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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plot twist: tumblr actually waits to get full information on something before reacting to it, and then acts in a civilized and mature manner
May 21st
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May 21st
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castiel-is-wonderful: sionainnlindsay: castiel-is-wonderful: WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S  LIKE BELONGING TO MR OMG Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no. This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank...
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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I did the Pokemon fusion thing.
noxxigirl: I got a couple of cool ones Then I got a not so cool one.
May 21st
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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heyitspj: Why do people get upset when they have “bed hair” it’s like the cutest thing ever imagine someone waking up with sleepies still in their eyes and they’re super quiet and yawning and their head is a huge mess of tangles and spikes and awhhhh it sounds sO CUTE„„
May 20th
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Possibly the most horrifying fusion ever.
growlithed: purrawontblink: wanna know how i got these scars
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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